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B: HSBC is so nice to their cardholders. UOB only give their cardholders vouchers. You know those with a list of terms&condition as their fine print after the asterisk * sign.
A: hmm yea...i have a lot of those vouchers too and i don't really use them. The best is I dun have to pay a single cent for everything.
B: whispers to herself...yeah man CHEAPSKATE. You think everyone in the world is stupid? or you think you are the only one in the world who is smart?
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A: Haiyah....Sale again hor...is printer on sale or not? i'm looking for cheap printer. if it's MYR130 then i'll buy.
B: Eii...printer on sale this time also
C: hey wanna buy? printer on sale
B: yaya...now MYR130
A: Oh is it? hmm wait till it's MYR100 and i'll buy it.
B: whispers to herself. let's get them to give you for free want? CHEAPSKATE!!
A: hmmm it doesnt say whether it comes with ink or not...
B and C: (simultaneously) of course don't have lah... (CHEAPSKATE!)
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you know sometimes you hear that certain someone who said things which are way too bizarre to be digested...too cheapskate to be true. this is the first time I see such a cheappo person on earth.
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